Too funny, Cruise

Oh my goodness, I'm just in love with my kids! And my husband, too, of course. McLayne just smiles at me and talks to me likes she's way beyond her months. Cruise is getting a pretty good grip on the English language and has been saying and doing some hilarious things. Unfortunately, I let most of them get away from my memory, but a few of them I have written down.

~ Before bed a few weeks ago, Eric asked, "Cruise, you hungry?" Cruise: "Yesh." He's started saying it that way lately. Eric: "K, what do you want?" Cruise: "Umm, Samrich and football game." Eric: "Alright! How late do you want to stay up? I love this kid!"
~ I went in to get him when he woke up from a nap and he goes, "I know! Gummi bears! That would be fun!" Note: He's only had gummi bears once and that was probably 6 months ago.
~ The other day we were getting ready to go out and Cruise runs out with a hat on and says, "I'm handsome!"
~ He asks about his friends' parents almost as often as he asks about his friends. One of his good friends, whose father's name is Tim, was being dropped off at our house to play and cried a little bit when his dad left. Cruise put his arm around him and said, "You miss your Tim?"
~ Randomly he'll say, "I'm giving hugs!" or "I want hugs!" No problem.
~ Maybe a month or two ago he was watching a show where there was some interaction between a mother and her son. He looked at me as if realizing something for the first time. He said, "You're my mom!" And then he smiled. He continues to say that periodically. I love it.
~ Cruise is a very good climber, which will explain why we invested in a good crib tent a long time ago. Immediately after I put him down for one of his naps I was sitting on the couch and was VERY surprised to see him run out into the living room. He was laughing and said, "Mom, I sleeped good!" "Oh did you?" "Yeah, I sleeped good!" I still don't know how he unzipped the thing.
~You've gotta see this little shrimp climb into his crib. You know how some guys climb over chain link fences? The way they jump up, grab on, and swing their body feet first over the fence? It's very similar to that. Haha. And he always bangs into the other side so hard, but it doesn't bother him. I'm laughing right now thinking about it.
~ Driving in the car, Eric turned on a song that's a little on the hard side. A few seconds later I look back and Cruise is head banging while he reads Mickey Mouse.
~ I was getting ready to go run errands and noticed Cruise carrying one of my bags around as he anticipated leaving as well. In it: an empty snack container and a plastic toy turkey.
~ After family prayer, Eric and I were kissing and we look over: Cruise is kissing McLayne.

~ We made a little road trip to Monterey a few weekends ago where he did some silly things:
 -At the aquarium he overheard a friend's father say to her that the stingrays were trying to jump out of the water to kiss her. Then he leaned down from my arms as close as he could to the water while making kissing noises and saying, "Kiss me, kiss me!"
 -When we pointed out different fish throughout the aquarium, he'd go, "Ooooh-hohoho, it's so ceeuuuute!" You really have to hear the way he says it.
-While we stayed at the lodge there we tried to put him to sleep in the pack and play. We put him down and then went out to the lobby to talk with friends and let him fall asleep on his own. A minute later he came running into the lobby saying, "I'm happy, I'm happy!" I guess I put him down one time saying, "You're not very happy, Cruise. It's time for a nap."
-Also while staying at the lodge, we were getting ready to go somewhere and it was a little crazy getting things ready and talking to some friends that were staying there. All of a sudden we realized Cruise was no longer with us. We all scrambled around to find him and luckily a friend spotted him about 20 yards from the building, sitting in grass as tall as he is and just pulling at it and looking at it. Thankfully his head stuck out bright amongst the yellow grass. What the heck was he doing?? He needs more fear.

- Three of my favorite things to hear him say: One, "That's so silly!" Pronounced--that's so siwwy. Two, "I'm sorry," which he says often, and many times for things he doesn't need to apologize for. It's adorable. He gets really solemn and sad looking and says it SO sincerely, like this, "I'm sorry, Mom, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry." Lots of times when he does something wrong and I'm taking a second to think how to correct him (sometimes speechless because it was so aggravating!) he'll say that and then it completely diffuses the situation. How could I get upset at a kid as sweet as that? And three, "Thank you." He says thank you ALL the time, in the sweetest way you can imagine. "Ooooh-ho-ho-ho!! Thaaaank you!!" Like he couldn't have more happiness in his two year old little body. He says it when I give him snacks, put on his clothes, give him a bath, turn on a show, color with him, tell him we're going somewhere, tell him he'll get to play with a friend, refill his drink, you get the picture.

I'm the luckiest mom. You might be thinking you are, but no, I am. =) Just kidding.       Not really.